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November 19, 2004
Allergy self-research
Alllllll righty! It's been decades since I was in such an altered state; it feels like my head no longer exists above the cheekbones, and I'd hate to try driving just now. BUT nothing is running down my face, nothing hurts, and I'm able to breathe a bit. God knows what combination of chemicals has produced this, but it includes Zyrtec, Flonase, a saline nasal spray, Singulair, Sudafed, aspirin, and--Zantac! That's right, Zantac. My nurse practitioner sez it has some kind of antihistamine properties, especially when taken in combination with Zyrtec. Whatever. I'll choke down anything that might help, and something apparently is. Oh, yeah, and a lot of herbal tea, diet soda, oranges, and a humidifier are making their own contribution. And don't worry; I've talked with my Renowned Pharmacist (with whom I am occasionally on a kickass bowling team) twice today to make absolutely sure that I'm not poisoning myself here. So yes, dear reader, you can try this at home.
Posted by senioritis at November 19, 2004 08:52 PM