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December 30, 2004
Still flunking algebra
Okay, let me check my math here:
1) George Bush won the November 2 election--or so it would seem.
2) George Bush is the most unpopular just-reelected president in the past 50 years.
3) A heartrending global disaster is insufficient to stir George Bush from his vacation.
4) George Bush is spending more money on his inaugural than on relief to Europe—er, Asia.
No, I'm going to stop. I am not going to torture myself by listing all the weird, conflicting data that just don't add up. No matter how I crunch the numbers, I cannot figure out how the guy hasn't long ago been tarred and feathered and run out of the country. All the possible answers I can come up with are so sickening that I can't accept them.
Posted by senioritis at December 30, 2004 08:04 AM